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on tour in MN/WI starting today!

Here’s the lineup for my shows! Note: the Rigby Pub show has just been cancelled, but I’ll update if I add any more. I’ll also add the poster from my California trip below. Notice a theme?

Also the new poster is a hodag, which is a legendary beast from the lakes of the great north woods.

#wisCOMEDYsinminnesoTOUR

 

 

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season 1 of the Green podcast is live!

Green is a seasonal podcast where two green comedians talk to successful comedians about stuff they’re really good at. It’s hosted by me (Stu Melton) and Jake Fromm. Here’s a little preview of what the first few episodes are about:

ep. 1 – How to create a podcast
ep. 2 – How to get booked & be a working comic
ep. 3 – How to pitch a TV show

The episodes feature some of our favorite comics in NYC who know a lot more about these things than Jake and I do. The first episode features Corinne Fisher, who co-hosts one of the biggest comedy podcasts on iTunes with millions of downloads per episode: Guys We F****d. She tells us that, for our first episode, we’re doing okay. On the “working comic” episode, we’re joined by NYC comedian Lucas Connolly who regularly works club shows, independent shows, storytelling shows, and the road…and is blown away by our charming naiveté. Episode 3’s guest Dan Perlman was in the middle of developing an animated pilot for Fox when we sat down to talk about how exactly he got there. Fast-forward to today, when Jake and I are developing our own pilot with a major TV network. Pshh, we wish.

My favorite part about the show is that it’s recorded over the span of 7 months, so you can hear Jake and I become better hosts as the episodes improve. And, even cooler, you can hear us become marginally less stupid about comedy over time.

Although the episodes are informative, Jake and I also thought a lot about how to make it a well-rounded show. It’s funny, sad, smart, stupid.. .admittedly the best podcast you’ve ever heard.

YOU CAN LISTEN TO THE FIRST THREE EPISODES OF GREEN ON iTUNES HERE

http://lcaftwayne.com/what-are-kids-thinking-when-they-catch-head-lice/?s= Please rate, subscribe, and share!

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what your microphone grip says about you

Every stand up comedian has her or his or her or his own unique microphone grip; it’s what makes her or him (or her) special. I’ve collected a comprehensive list of ALL the grips that are out there. Every single one! If you tell jokes into a microphone, there’s a description here waiting follow specifically for you. I’ve been hunting different mic grips for years, and I’m proud to announce I have finally caught them all. I’m the Ollivanders Wand Shop of microphone grips. 22. That’s how many mic grips I’ve documented! TWENTY-FREAKING-TWO. I’m the expert! Here they are. Which one fits you?

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Matt Ruby of Schtick or Treat (Seeso) on recording his comedy album, life as a comedian, and how to get people to notice you

Matt Ruby is a touring comedian based in New York City and is the creator of Vooza. His newly released album Hot Flashes (top 10 on iTunes) is available now. 

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my dumb thoughts on comedy festivals – Patrick Hastie

http://millbrookyoga.com/wp-json/oembed/1.0/embed?url=http://millbrookyoga.com/galleries/ Comedy festivals are huge right now. They got ‘em everywhere. Pretty much any city with a scene has its own festival. In my home state of Iowa there are 5 different comedy festivals right now. I’ve never done the *big* ones like Bridgetown, JFL or Edinburgh, but I have done a bunch of the smaller ones. Here are some of my dumb thoughts…

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what i learned from seeing Mike Birbiglia’s ‘Thank God For Jokes’ three times

This is a re-post from stumelton.com. the original article was published almost exactly a year ago. Thank God For Jokes is live today on Netflix…watch it! I also saw one of his Netflix special tapings and if you’re curious about what that was like, check out How You Can Make A Successful Netflix Stand Up Comedy Special Just Like Mike Birbiglia.

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how you can make a successful Netflix stand up comedy special just like Mike Birbiglia

Mike Birbiglia’s new special Thank God For Jokes is out today on Netflix! If you’re a comedian there’s no way you’re NOT trying to get your own Netflix special one day. Who wouldn’t want a way to stream their jokes to an audience of millions? However, the steps up to that point seem so abstract… “I know I deserve it, but how could Netflix want to work with a dumb small-time comedian like me?” you ask. “I’ve never ever even been on TV!” That’s why I’m breaking down Mike Birbiglia’s achievement step-by-step to ensure that, one day, you’ll accomplish your own destiny of Netflix stardom.

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getting booked Mad Libs

Every comedian is trying to get booked these days, so it’s hard for us to stand out in the crowd. Getting booked is tough. But, if you just think a little differently, you can really capitalize on your colleagues’ lack of creativity and get yourself on more shows. Just fill out this sheet and stick it inside the notebooks of all your favorite comedy show producers and watch as the bookings start to roll in!

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a made up story about the time Bill Burr said i was an inspiration and then did completely consensual submissive mouth sex to me – Alex Ptak

People are going to say this story isn’t true, only because it is fake. They are going to say “Alex is just trying to be funny” or “Alex has a tumor in his brain that makes him lie to the public.” When you get right down to it, why can’t we both be right? Cannot a lie be the most true? Would that be crazy?

Yes.

Anyway, here is a fabrication where a comedy legend tells me I am great and then puts his damp mouth-barn around my squealing flesh-hog.
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how to network in comedy from a real pro – Alex Ptak

Illustration by Rachel Lenihan

Alex Ptak is a top talent man for KRB Talent Empire. He has done many big deals with top comedy talents like Geraldo Rivera and the Rivera Family Band. He is also currently represented by ACA as a Networking Star.

Before leaving to work as talent man at KRB, Alex worked on a steam boat where he quickly rose to the top by networking. After many years of hard work on the poop deck, Alex became a famous stand up comedian in only 3 weeks. He is now ready to pass his show business lessons on to you.

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